Tuesday, August 5, 2014

What NOT to Wear to the BRONX ZOO.

Photo by Javiindy.

If you have children and you live in New York (or are visiting), you can’t miss the Bronx Zoo. You must see and experience the Butterfly Garden and then scratch “ride on the back of a camel” off of your bucket list. However, be forewarned, the one thing that may frighten you more than any lion, tiger or cheetah—is the attire of 99% of the other zoo patrons. Luckily, it is summer, so wearing sunglasses will mask the fright and horror in your eyes. I must be honest dear reader, I have never seen so many horribly dressed people in my lifetime, as I have in one day. Brooke Astor would turn over in her grave.